New Orleans Pick up lines

I only lived in NOLA for two years, but I got the best pick up lines. Those people have NO shame whatsoever.
The most memorable:
“I want you to make me miserable in my old age.”
“I want to fuck your hair.”
“You scare me.”
and “You’re one sexy mother fucker.” and he gave me his Hooters tshirt. Off his back. I still have it.
Charming, no?