sleep apnea

I had my first followup with the doc since I did the over night sleep test. Yeah! I scored!
I offically have sleep apnea and hyperinsomnia. Meaning, I stop breathing twenty times an hour during sleep (about every three minutes) and I wake up fifteen or twenty times a night and hardly dream. Which means I have very poor sleep quality.
Go me.
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But it answers a lot of my “boy I sure feel crappy” problems. I can’t wait to get my face hugger breathing device (or CPAP: Continuous Positive Airway Pressure)! All covered by insurance, thankyouverymuch. I will be getting a “petite” version due to my apparently very small nose.
Who’s pretty?
Mr. Kallisti has promised to still love me even with a rubber face hugger on my face. Ain’t he sweet?
All this may suck, but I’d do anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to feel normal. I haven’t felt non-groggy, non-assy in EIGHTEEN MONTHS. Every single day. Every moment. I could sleep. Hehehe.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


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Oh also, and this is great, I got asked out by a retard on my birthday. In my therapist’s waiting room. Isn’t that awesome? I told him I was married and he said “All the good ones are taken *sigh*.” I almost pee’d. And then I helped him tie a knot in his judo outfit.