Quarterly DOOM

Just had our quarterly all hands meeting. Bleh. The money is due to run out by, um, October if we keep spending “x” amount, so the company needs to “restructure.”

In light of our need to align around a single go-forward strategy to address this great market opportunity, we need to rationalize our organization. We can’t have 3 business units going after 9 different markets. If we are to succeed, we need to be one company.
In the coming weeks, we will be providing more detailed information about our response to the market opportunity and our organizational alignment to address it. We will roll out the new organization over the coming weeks and expect to have it in place by the end of August.

I hope they lay me off. I’ve been through this too many times. I’ve been at this company for 5 1/2 years, seen 2834973 rounds of layoffs. We are now a department of two, myself and my manager Tamera. Can they can me? My work load has gotten lighter and lighter, but no one but my manager and I knows what the hell it is we do. I’m doing Spam Administration on the side, but I am not essential, just taking up the slack.
I want to work in a small bookshop and never come back to a corporate environment ever again. The florescent lights and soul sucking doom is killing me. Just like politicians anyone with an MBA is fundamentally flawed. Evil.
I don’t even know if I can get another job in this sector. It is still a wasteland out here.
I feel sick.