le Fake Meme by le Marquis!

I steeeeeal it!
le Marquis sez:

Waaaaay back in 2002 I wrote a meme in revolt of other meme’s that, for example, have the balls to ask a person, “Do you eat your broccoli stems?” and such-like boring and noninsightful questions.
For those just joining us (since after 2002) I’ll post it again

WHERE DO YOU LIVE? El Cerrito, CA. Before it was incorporated in 190? it was called “Rust.”
WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE? New Orleans, Canada
WHERE WOULD YOU *NOT* LIVE? Tract home suburban sprawl
WHAT READING MATERIAL IS ON YOUR TOILET? q-tips?
WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Last week. Bad day.
SIZE, OR TECHNIQUE? Um, both. Or you lie.
WHAT BORES YOU? Meetings.
WHAT DO YOU FEAR? Being dependent on the current Medical system due to incurable disease. Oh wait, I have those… uh oh.
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR BROCCOLI STEMS? (AND IS YOUR THERAPIST AWARE OF THIS?) I actually labor under the illusion that I make enough money that I can throw them away. Mr. Kallisti however keeps peeling them and sneaking them into my dinner.
NAME ONE SUBJECT YOU HAVE NEVER BROACHED WITH YOUR PARENTS: Financial planning. *shakes fists*
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX FOR MONEY OR PRIZES? I was the prize! Weeeeeee!
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR OWN MORTALITY? Mortality? Oh shit.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC? Currently obsessed with silly French music.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KNOWING WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC IS? Very a propos actually… as the media spent an entire week discussing Bush’s iPod playlist. FUCK THAT. Get to work people! They’re eating your brain!
WHAT’S YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE? I’m going to kill you *giggle*
click below for easily pastable meme-thingie:


WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE?
WHERE WOULD YOU *NOT* LIVE?
WHAT READING MATERIAL IS ON YOUR TOILET?
WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
SIZE, OR TECHNIQUE?
WHAT BORES YOU?
WHAT DO YOU FEAR?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR BROCCOLI STEMS? (AND IS YOUR THERAPIST AWARE OF THIS?)
NAME ONE SUBJECT YOU HAVE NEVER BROACHED WITH YOUR PARENTS:
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX FOR MONEY OR PRIZES?
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR OWN MORTALITY?
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KNOWING WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC IS?
WHAT’S YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE?