Mr. Kallisti: Ooh, my shoulder is starting to cinch up on the left side!
Me: My hip has been hurting alllll day!
Mr. Kallisti: We’re beginning to sound like my Grandmother and her friends
at Sunday morning service:
Catherine: How are you this Sunday, Marion?
Marion: I’m in pain and crippled by arthritis but I thank the Lord for
all his blessings.
Catherine: Oh yes, I know what you mean. My polio has been acting up
and my grandchildren were all arrested for prostitution but my heart
is unburdened by his glory!

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