Congratulations, Will & Nadja Robot!

The Robots got married today (yes, they are changing their name to “Robot”). Best. Wedding. Ever.
We have no pictures. Just our memories. But we looked really awesome. Really.
It was held at The Parkway Theater in Oakland. They came out shooting lasers and were married by a paper robot with a curiously analog paper scroll screen we all read his lines from.
Those of us whose eye prescriptions aren’t horribly out of date any way.
I cried like a baby. And then ate TWO cupcakes. The end.