So, we were goin’ to our favorite Indian restaurant Friday on Solano, and had a toss up of the two films playing next door of “King Arthur” & “Shrek 2.” Everything that I’ve read about “King Arthur” so far has not been very good, sounds like it was going to be too much like “Gladiator” (bleh!) and the leather pictish bikini was becoming too much for me to bear. So when we saw Shrek was only 95 minutes we said “yeah!”
Um, I haven’t laughed so hard at a movie in I don’t know how long. That thing is fucking hilarious. Rupert Everett, Jennifer Saunders & Antonio Banderas as additions to the cast were my favorite.
Also, I have a long standing crush on Fiona. Because, well… she looks just like me. It is nice to see a heroine you can relate to once in awhile, even if she happens to be an ogre. I was so sad that they didn’t make any ogre-Fiona figures for the last movie (only pretty princess ones) so we made a quest to find ogre Fiona’s for me to play with. A “just my size” doll. And, um, as much as I hate Blockbuster, they had an exclusive 8″ Fiona for $8.99. Now, she just needs some clothes (these Barbie ones don’t fit too good, what a familiar situation!!!):
Also, she comes with these big ass granny underpants. So cute!